condie

1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice
Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!
by Houman February 15, 2005
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imBen

There he goes eating out another asshole. What a total imBen!
by Houman April 09, 2003
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poochie

Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.
by Houman March 17, 2005
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on parole

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
by Houman February 10, 2006
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