A person who binge watches Seinfeld while eating a barrel of Swiss and Gruyere cheese. These kinds of people usually eat this barrel of cheese once or twice yearly, but always eat them alone during special events. This action takes about 9 to 12 days and the resulting poop viscosity is, well, unimaginably large. This could possibly damage the lower side of your stomach, pancreas, liver and heart. Not because of eating the food, but of crapping so much.
Marvin is a Heshkeveck but I wouldn’t personally be one if I had to decide
Oliver is a smol, Scandinavian, blond guy, who probably eat obscure fruits when you aren’t looking. Such as: dragon fruit,
Plantains, entire pineapples, Lemons, limes and many more. Oliver is a guy who LOVES sweets & soda, bacon, soda flavored Sweets, sweet flavored soda, sweets flavored bacon, bacon flavored sweets, soda flavored bacon, bacon flavored soda and many, many, many more.
(Yes, all of those things I listed are real. Oliver has tried them all.)
Damn Oliver! Why’d you bring bacon flavored soda?
Oliver: I dunno. Seemed nice.
