Definitions by Hot Rangus

Soyrage

The uncontrolled immature outburst of rage, usually fueled by heavy soy consumption in conjunction with SSRIs.

That guy went into a Soyrage when I used the wrong pronoun. How was I supposed to know he's a "she"? "She" had an epic 5 0'clock shadow.

Soyrage by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024

Soyphisticated 

A highly biased, and mostly unintelligible attempt at sophistication, relying mostly on buzzwords, slogans, and hashtags, with no actually logically deduced opinions.

The protestors were chanting a lot of buzz words about "Patriarchal Capitalist Oppressive Systems", but it was just another Soyphisticated word salad.

Soyphisticated by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024

Soyience

The highly biased form of "science" that is not objective at all, but highly subjective, skewed toward a particular political narrative.

Cody has had 10 boosters and drives in his car with a mask, even when he's alone, in 2024, because he trust the soyience.

Soyience by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024

Soyience

A highly politicized and skewed form of "science" that is not objective at all, but subjective towards a particular approved narrative.

It's 2024, and Cody still wears a mask and gloves whenever he leaves the house, because he trusts the Soyience.

Matin is so hopelessly lost in the Soyience, that he's been boosted 10 times, and wears a mask when driving in a car, by himself.

Soyience by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024