Hot Kyle's definitions

Decrapitation

When you squeeze your anus mid-poop, cutting your dookie in half.

Sara is a master of decrapitation. She always leaves two, and sometimes three pieces of shit in the toilet!

by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015

Lightdonging

The act of pretending your penis is a lightsaber while wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom

"Joe likes lightdonging in the dark every time he has sex with Sara"

by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015

Yellow Washing

When you are in a small bathroom and pretend that you're a human dishwasher by spinning around while peeing with your pants around your ankles. Bonus points if the door is open.

The bathroom was covered in piss due to Joe's yellow washing.

by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015

Napkin

An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...

Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!

by HOT KYLE May 25, 2006