Cincinnati Stew

Cincinnati stew is large quantities of loose stool produced by eating too much Cincinnati Chili.
When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.
by Hot Franklin February 11, 2022
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bottom scum

When National Security Advisor Mike Waltz attacks you for reporting about a Mike Waltz fuck up.
"Mike Waltz went on Fox News and called Jeffrey Goldberg 'bottom scum' because Goldberg accurately reported that Waltz accidentally texted him war plans"
by Hot Franklin March 25, 2025
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Sacramento Slider

The act of covertly shitting in a person's pocket.
Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.
by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021
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Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022
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lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.
Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022
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Lucky Scottsdale

The act of getting plastic surgery performed while snorting cocaine in overpriced clothing.
Kim spent $20,000 on a Lucky Scottsdale this weekend at Fasion Square and still looks like shit.
by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021
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Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.
Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021
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