17 definitions by Hot Franklin
A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
by Hot Franklin July 6, 2023
Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.
by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021
Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.
by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021
A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021
When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.
by Hot Franklin February 12, 2022
Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
by Hot Franklin October 28, 2021