Definitions by Hot Franklin

Monkeypoxville 

Monkeypoxville has become another name for Sacramento, California as the town continues to enjoy a massive influx of monkeypox cases.

We stopped shooting meth on the banks of the Sacramento River when we realized that Sacramento had become Monkeypoxville and is filled with diseased and puss-covered white trash.

Monkeypoxville by Hot Franklin June 16, 2022

Cincinnati Stew 

Cincinnati stew is large quantities of loose stool produced by eating too much Cincinnati Chili.

When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.

Cincinnati Stew by Hot Franklin February 11, 2022

lucky river 

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

lucky river by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

Bomb Hole 

A person's anus while participating in anal sex while defecating out extremely spicy food.

Carrie loves to eat Hunan and get fucked in her Bomb Hole while shitting out spicy shredded pork.

Bomb Hole by Hot Franklin December 8, 2021

Sacramento Slider 

The act of covertly shitting in a person's pocket.

Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.

Sacramento Slider by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Lucky Scottsdale 

The act of getting plastic surgery performed while snorting cocaine in overpriced clothing.

Kim spent $20,000 on a Lucky Scottsdale this weekend at Fasion Square and still looks like shit.

Lucky Scottsdale by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Sacramento Surprise 

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

Sacramento Surprise by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021