When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.
by Hot Franklin February 11, 2022

"Mike Waltz went on Fox News and called Jeffrey Goldberg 'bottom scum' because Goldberg accurately reported that Waltz accidentally texted him war plans"
by Hot Franklin March 25, 2025

Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.
by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021

Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021
