That girl doing bar mat shots will fuck you in the bathroom if you're having a dry spell because she's an OG slump buster.
by Hot Franklin November 30, 2021
When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 16, 2022
A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
by Hot Franklin July 06, 2023
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 04, 2023
Matt hates his roommate Justin so much that he drops a messy SPF 2 on his Chevy's moonroof once a week.
by Hot Franklin December 01, 2021
by Hot Franklin December 09, 2021
Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
by Hot Franklin October 28, 2021