Horizontal Time Machine's definitions

Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then

Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

Pickle Pudding

The mixture created when your partner chokes and pukes on your dick while you’re cumming

I never felt more disgustingly accomplished until I made pickle pudding all over my boyfriends dick.

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

Fleshbridge

When two men wrap their foreskin over each others cocks for full human connection and pleasure

Buddhists often use fleshbridges before long meditation periods in order to release all stress.

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

French Hillbilly

A person who travels to a country with alternate laws; enabling them to go down on their cousin

Johnson went on a family vacation to Eswatini with his hot cousin. Johnson is a French hillbilly.

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022