Hor hickie doger's definitions

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021

trongs

Underwear, referring to the word “thong”

I found his trongs in the freezer!!

by Hor hickie doger July 21, 2020

SOC

Abbreviation for “Size Of Cock”

Cedrick: “I went whale watching this weekend”

Brucie: “No way, u get a look at its SOC?!”

by Hor hickie doger March 12, 2023

RAB

Stands for Rats Ass Build-up. The occurrence throughout the day, where remnants of poop/toilet paper/undercheese/etc. get collected between your ass checks to cause irritation or itchiness. Poorly wiping after stool, hemorrhoids, and lack of bathing are the leading causes.

Greenie- “Mike I’ve been walking all day and the RAB is killing me.”
Mike- “did you shower today? If not that’s why your ass itches!”
Greenie- “I showered two days ago”

by Hor hickie doger March 21, 2025