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Definitions by Homey D

Solar powered shit cooker 

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.
I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.
Solar powered shit cooker by Homey D September 29, 2010

Dong butter 

Sticky cum and pussy juice mixed together making a buttery paste after a long fuck session.
After she gets out of the shower and eats breakfast. Ask her if she likes dong butter. I just wiped my dick on her pancakes.
Dong butter by Homey D September 26, 2010

Maltha falka 

How a nigger says mother fucker.
pronounced (mouth uh foul kuh)
(Nigger 1) What up Tyrone?
(Nigger 2) WHAT UP MALTHA FALKA!!!!
Maltha falka by Homey D September 26, 2010
A secret, secluded safe haven back in the woods where friends meet up to smoke weed. Usually has smoke flowing from the doors, windows and chimney. Place where many people has been high or will get high.
I'm gonna get fucked up this weekend, so I think I'm gonna go hang out at the SMOKEPIT.
SMOKEPIT by Homey D September 19, 2010

RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER 

A red headed whore that loves to gobble on the knob (head of a mans cock) until he explodes in her mouth as she gobbles up the goo.
I'll take the brunette, you can have the RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER.
RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER by Homey D September 18, 2010

MUD TUNNEL 

A unclean butthole. Shit sticking to the walls and outer rim of the ass pipe. Another name for butthole.
After I get finished blistering this hot smelly tuna pipe, I'm gonna cram it in her ole puckered up mud tunnel.
MUD TUNNEL by Homey D September 18, 2010

TRANSLUCENT CLAM CHOWDER 

A slang word for cum because of the appearance. Cum that is lumpy and having a egg white texture to it.
When she got done sucking me off she let me spray my translucent clam chowder on her face.
TRANSLUCENT CLAM CHOWDER by Homey D September 18, 2010