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eat your vegetables

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.
You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.
by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005
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recrastinate

To continue to procrastinate in after just learning a lesson about the negative effects of it.
Man, I'm so tired because I had to write that 15-page paper all last night. Good thing the next one isn't due until next Thursday. I've got until Wednesday to start. Time to recrastinate.
by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005
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scrooge mcduckin'

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.
Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.
by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005
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money stretch

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.
Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.
by Homeless Dave September 2, 2005
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shellafellup

Mangled way of saying "shut the fuck up." Good in situations where profanity is unacceptable.
Woman: You're a bastard.
Man: Shellafellup, bia!
by Homeless Dave April 20, 2005
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That E

The drug ecstasy. Used when talking about someone who acts crazy whether or not they're actually on ecstasy.
She was dancing on the table, takin off her clothes, shootin' bamas, kickin hoes in the face and all that. Homegirl was on That E.
by Homeless Dave April 20, 2005
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femmestache

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005
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