Homeless Dave's definitions

lenscrafter

(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal

Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?

Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.

by Homeless Dave January 25, 2005

That E

The drug ecstasy. Used when talking about someone who acts crazy whether or not they're actually on ecstasy.

She was dancing on the table, takin off her clothes, shootin' bamas, kickin hoes in the face and all that. Homegirl was on That E.

by Homeless Dave April 20, 2005

shellafellup

Mangled way of saying "shut the fuck up." Good in situations where profanity is unacceptable.

Woman: You're a bastard.
Man: Shellafellup, bia!

by Homeless Dave April 20, 2005

eat your vegetables

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.

You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.

by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005

Brinsley patch

The patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled.

I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.

My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.

by Homeless Dave March 23, 2005

kutakata

(n) a euphemism for pussy

That's a pink kutakata you got there.

I'm trying to get all in her kutakata.

by Homeless Dave January 26, 2005

money stretch

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.

Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.

by Homeless Dave September 2, 2005