Definitions by Homeless Dave

scrooge mcduckin' 

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

scrooge mcduckin' by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005

eat your vegetables 

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.

You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.

eat your vegetables by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005

recrastinate 

To continue to procrastinate in after just learning a lesson about the negative effects of it.

Man, I'm so tired because I had to write that 15-page paper all last night. Good thing the next one isn't due until next Thursday. I've got until Wednesday to start. Time to recrastinate.

recrastinate by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005

money stretch 

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.

Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.

money stretch by Homeless Dave September 2, 2005

the jump 

Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."

Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.

the jump by Homeless Dave May 4, 2005

femmestache 

A woman's hairy upper lip.

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.

femmestache by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

shellafellup 

Mangled way of saying "shut the fuck up." Good in situations where profanity is unacceptable.

Woman: You're a bastard.
Man: Shellafellup, bia!

shellafellup by Homeless Dave April 20, 2005