Homeless Dave's definitions

shellafellup

Mangled way of saying "shut the fuck up." Good in situations where profanity is unacceptable.

Woman: You're a bastard.
Man: Shellafellup, bia!

by Homeless Dave April 20, 2005

femmestache

A woman's hairy upper lip.

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.

by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

Brinsley patch

The patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled.

I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.

My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.

by Homeless Dave March 23, 2005

recrastinate

To continue to procrastinate in after just learning a lesson about the negative effects of it.

Man, I'm so tired because I had to write that 15-page paper all last night. Good thing the next one isn't due until next Thursday. I've got until Wednesday to start. Time to recrastinate.

by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005

the jump

Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."

Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.

by Homeless Dave May 4, 2005

eat your vegetables

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.

You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.

by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005

scrooge mcduckin'

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005