Holmes 's definitions

willy muncher

someone who like to nibble at a penis or two for pure enjoyment, and derives from cock sucker. it can also be used as an insult

you f**kin willy muncher

by holmes September 14, 2004

tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person

Look at that tard triping over himself.

by holmes December 4, 2002

hardon

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

by Holmes December 4, 2002

playa

Spanish for "beach"

Vamos a la playa.

by Holmes July 30, 2003

pimp action

Acing a pimp, g dog mofo ghetto fool.

holmes is pimp action

by holmes December 10, 2002

ceny

100 pounds in Scotland.

Gimmie that ceny you owe me ya tight c***

by Holmes February 8, 2018

cocklione

A rather enormous, gigantic and beastly holmes (aka penis) that is usually oiled and shiny. It is also extremely disproportionate to the owner's body, hangs to the knee or lower and veers off at an angle.

I be useing the ol' cocklione like a pogo stick.

by Holmes September 15, 2003