Definitions by Holden like Carl Molden

Blarbie 

Black Barbie dolls that my sister played with growing up. Always shoeless with braided hair and the smell of afrosheen or activator

Mom my brother want give me back my Blarbie. I need to straighten her hair

Blarbie by Holden like Carl Molden July 20, 2023

Gypmotized 

When you pay to be hypnotized.. it doesn’t work but they refuse to give your money back to you

That quack hypnotized me so I could quit smoking but It did not work so was gypmotized.
That fool give me back my money or I will kick his ass

Gypmotized by Holden like Carl Molden May 29, 2022

Jipmotized 

When you pay someone to hypnotize you and it does work but they keep your money anyway

Man that dude is a phony. He just jipmotized me

Jipmotized by Holden like Carl Molden May 29, 2022

Get it up 

To get something started or to be invited to join someone or something

We are going to Rudy’s to play spades, do you want to get it up with us

Get it up by Holden like Carl Molden April 20, 2022

Get it up 

To get something started or to be invited to join someone or something

We are going to Rudy’s to play spades, do you want to get it up with us

Get it up by Holden like Carl Molden April 20, 2022

WPTO 

When you still do work related tasks while work on you paid time off because you don’t want work to pile up while you are away missing important non-work activities people do when they are off work

I got all my expense reports completed when I was on WPTO in Hawaii and never made it to the beach as planned

WPTO by Holden like Carl Molden December 16, 2021