Hippy on a Bicycle's definitions

astrology

The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.

An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003

bait bus

A pornographic film series in which a bunch of homosexual men use a hot woman to bait some retarded guy into a bus, tell him it's the legendary "Bang Bus," and say that they are going to blindfold him and let the hot girl suck him off.

Bob got baited into the bus and wound up being blown by a guy!

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003

tam

A hat, oftentimes used to hold dreadlocks.

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003

Burn

An exclamation used to imply that one has just been insulted with no chance of rebuttal.

"...and that's how you contracted herpes! BURN!"

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 27, 2003

homafag

Someone so gay that homosexuals call him a faggot.

Eminem

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 27, 2003

Pizzle

a whip made from an animal's penis

(fun bondage)

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 27, 2003

satin

The guy people who can't spell worth shit accuse people of worshipping.

You wear a pentacle, you must be a SATIN WORSHIPER!

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003