Definitions by Higzy Teflon
Banana cake
Banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as Phone-sex/Cyber-sex.
It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.
Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.
Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
Actual exchange on Windows live messenger/MSN:
Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!
Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?
Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3
Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.
Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?
Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....
Dee: Now you're talking baby!
Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!
Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?
Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3
Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.
Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?
Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....
Dee: Now you're talking baby!
Banana cake by Higzy Teflon June 10, 2010
tardbabble
Undecipherable drivel that spews in spoken words or in text from a Retard attempting to sound clever by using one or a few BIG words, though the use of 'BIG words' is not necessary to qualify as tardbabble.
Can sometimes be mistaken for ramblings of a very intoxicated dim wit, and is the one language not spoken by even the most experienced Retard whisperer.
Can sometimes be mistaken for ramblings of a very intoxicated dim wit, and is the one language not spoken by even the most experienced Retard whisperer.
Danny: Hey Higz, my spelling sucks but I'm have intelligents, and I'm very patience and I know a lot about cybergenics and human evolution, I'm, a real, smarty, and I am ranked more dark side than Darth Vader
Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
VonDutch: Danny that made absolutely no sense at all
Higz: More undecipherable tardbabble Kris, I won't try to reason with the mental midget, it will only bring about even more undecipherable babble, and I'm running out of Advil
Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
VonDutch: Danny that made absolutely no sense at all
Higz: More undecipherable tardbabble Kris, I won't try to reason with the mental midget, it will only bring about even more undecipherable babble, and I'm running out of Advil
tardbabble by Higzy Teflon July 6, 2009
Duckworthism Disease
The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in people who are prone to whining, a full out cry baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!
Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.
Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.
Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!
Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease
Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet
Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!
Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave
Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!
Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.
Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.
Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!
Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease
Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet
Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!
Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave
Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!
Duckworthism Disease by Higzy Teflon June 15, 2009
Scrabble champ
A Scrabble champ is someone who is illiterate to the point it really is funny and un-shameful to poke fun at.
Khaled: Ha ha! Higz yu ar not gowing to teech me how tu speek inglish, I all reddy no how tu well enuff, tank yu
Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.
Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.
Scrabble champ by Higzy Teflon May 10, 2009