The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in people who are prone to whining, a full out cry baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!
Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.
Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.
Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!
Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease
Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet
Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!
Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave
Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!
Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.
Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.
Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!
Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease
Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet
Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!
Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave
Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!
by Higzy Teflon June 16, 2009
Person 1: Hey, I heard you got the COVAIDS jab, sorry about your Popeye face.
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*
by Higzy Teflon December 28, 2020
Wall cancer is a widely used facebook term used to describe members of groups with an uncanny ability to scare other members off group(s) simply by posting the most uninteresting and boring shite imaginable. It is also used to describe wall posts on fb groups. In many cases group members have even been known to leave groups due to copious amounts of garbage being posted by dolts with no sense of humour or purpose other than to amuse themselves.
Facebook Group Wall:
Higz: It's been quiet here today, where did everyone go?
Vanessa: Thomas turned up on group last night and posted a photo of a woman with grape hair and soon after everyone said goodnight and left. Some members even mentioned they would be leaving group permanently.
Higz: Great! didn't he post that dumb photo on group last week?
Vanessa: Yep, it was the same one. I think we should toss Thomas off the group, the guy is a wall cancer, and has actually managed to scare off a third of our members
Higz: Give him the boot, V
Higz: It's been quiet here today, where did everyone go?
Vanessa: Thomas turned up on group last night and posted a photo of a woman with grape hair and soon after everyone said goodnight and left. Some members even mentioned they would be leaving group permanently.
Higz: Great! didn't he post that dumb photo on group last week?
Vanessa: Yep, it was the same one. I think we should toss Thomas off the group, the guy is a wall cancer, and has actually managed to scare off a third of our members
Higz: Give him the boot, V
by Higzy Teflon December 09, 2010
Banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as Phone-sex/Cyber-sex.
It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.
Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.
Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
Actual exchange on Windows live messenger/MSN:
Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!
Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?
Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3
Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.
Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?
Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....
Dee: Now you're talking baby!
Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!
Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?
Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3
Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.
Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?
Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....
Dee: Now you're talking baby!
by Higzy Teflon June 09, 2010