loopy funbags

A woman's breasts; always used in plural form.

Man, look at the loopy funbags on her!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006

pud

Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)

Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006

camel toe

A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.

Damn! Clarice has got a wicked camel toe goin' today!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 30, 2006

get your rocks off

To have a really good time - could be an orgasm, could be a euphoric feeling, could be a giddy state of excitement.

Friend 1: How do you get YOUR rocks off?

Friend 2: I like to looking for great bargains on Ebay. How about you?

Friend 1: I prefer to go to the waterpark and ride the Aqua-coaster until I puke.

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 06, 2006