Definitions by Hey-Johnny-Johnny

camel toe 

A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.

Damn! Clarice has got a wicked camel toe goin' today!

camel toe by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 1, 2006

loopy funbags

A woman's breasts; always used in plural form.

Man, look at the loopy funbags on her!

loopy funbags by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

pud 

Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)

Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!

pud by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

sure-fuck 

Another term for cologne; inspired by the thought (or hope) that all it takes for a guy to score is to not smell bad.

Larry: Come on, Gord! We're gonna be late for the goddam party!

Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!

sure-fuck by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

blue balls 

A phrase used to describe that a guy hasn't had sex in a long time.

Damn, I've got bad case of blue balls; I gotta get laid tonight!

blue balls by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006