a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
Two great tasting foods that taste great together. Others include bacon and eggs, chocolate and peanut butter (people in their upper 30's or older will remember the old Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ads!), and milk and Oreos.
Dude 1: Hey, man, let's go get some beer and graham crackers!
Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!
Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?
Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!
Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?
Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 03, 2006
A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006