Hey-Johnny-Johnny's definitions
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006
Get the pudmug. by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006
Get the blue ballsmug. a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the not the sharpest pencil in the drawermug. A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the a few bricks shy of a loadmug. commotion; controversy; big flare up of emotion involving two or more people or organizations; usually involves conflict, misunderstanding, or disagreement bewtween the involved parties. See also Brouhaha.
Nick wanted badly to continue going to the swingles mixers at the local Elks Lodge, but had concerns that revelation of his marital status would erupt into a brouha over the lax admission policy.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the brouhamug. A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 1, 2006
Get the camel toemug. To have a really good time - could be an orgasm, could be a euphoric feeling, could be a giddy state of excitement.
Friend 1: How do you get YOUR rocks off?
Friend 2: I like to looking for great bargains on Ebay. How about you?
Friend 1: I prefer to go to the waterpark and ride the Aqua-coaster until I puke.
Friend 2: I like to looking for great bargains on Ebay. How about you?
Friend 1: I prefer to go to the waterpark and ride the Aqua-coaster until I puke.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the get your rocks offmug.