Hesus Believer 🦆's definitions

Unkanloka

Whenever a subject you loathe sucks soooo much. A term which teachers don't understand, basically saying their subject is 💩

Unkanloka Example:

Setting: Math Class

Teacher: Ok, today I decided you are going to have a test on everything you learned so far.

Student: Math is Unkalonka, because it sucks sooooo much

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 14, 2019

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#MyLifeSucks

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019

Uvaed

When somebody has a crush on somebody and fails to attract that person.

Setting, Middle School Dance

Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!

Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...

Person 1 leaves...

Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019

Shabushtica

A word for the religion where people believe in Hesus, a spiritual god which is currently in the form of a rubber duck, bringing luck to everybody and anybody, who loves or believes in either rubber ducks or ducks. Shabushtica is the original name of the religion, and shabushtika is the holiday/weekend name for the religion.

Shabushtica has to do with Hesus

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 3, 2019

Hesus

A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!

"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 27, 2019

End of School

Both happy time and a sad time. If you're staying in your school, you should then be looking forward to summer break, wherefor when leaving, you should say goodbye to everything, even your Math Teacher. RIP.

Person 1: End of School! Summer Break! I can't wait!
Person 2: Yaaash! No school! I am soo happy!

Pereson 3: No... I am leaving... "Sad, Cries"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 14, 2019

Duck

Either a duck like an animal or either when you have to bend down suddenly.

"Duck! It's a Duck"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 28, 2019