Hesus Believer 🦆's definitions

Hesus

A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!

"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 27, 2019

Palm Oil

An oily substance which has been demanded by humans since the mid-1980s, and officially produced in Borneo, Indonesia. RAINFORESTS are being CUT DOWN because of this substance, killing trees and creatures in the way. This includes orangutans. But the main effect it has on is CLIMATE CHANGE! Palm oil is found in Cosmetics (Shampoo, soap) and food(chocolate, instant noodles).

PLS TRY to avoid PALM OIL!

"Orangutans are dying because of palm oil"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 28, 2019

Duck

Either a duck like an animal or either when you have to bend down suddenly.

"Duck! It's a Duck"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 28, 2019

Shabushtika

A belief of Hesus, a spiritual god living currently in a rubber duck, which brings luck to people who worship and liver rubber ducks.

Believe in Shabushtika

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 3, 2019

Shabushtica

A word for the religion where people believe in Hesus, a spiritual god which is currently in the form of a rubber duck, bringing luck to everybody and anybody, who loves or believes in either rubber ducks or ducks. Shabushtica is the original name of the religion, and shabushtika is the holiday/weekend name for the religion.

Shabushtica has to do with Hesus

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 3, 2019

George the Country Singer

A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!

Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!

Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 3, 2019

End of School

Both happy time and a sad time. If you're staying in your school, you should then be looking forward to summer break, wherefor when leaving, you should say goodbye to everything, even your Math Teacher. RIP.

Person 1: End of School! Summer Break! I can't wait!
Person 2: Yaaash! No school! I am soo happy!

Pereson 3: No... I am leaving... "Sad, Cries"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 14, 2019