Hesus Believer 🦆's definitions

Uvaed

When somebody has a crush on somebody and fails to attract that person.

Setting, Middle School Dance

Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!

Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...

Person 1 leaves...

Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019

shunka

a way of saying the B word without the teachers knowing...

That shunka

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019

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#MyLifeSucks

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019

Unkanloka

Whenever a subject you loathe sucks soooo much. A term which teachers don't understand, basically saying their subject is 💩

Unkanloka Example:

Setting: Math Class

Teacher: Ok, today I decided you are going to have a test on everything you learned so far.

Student: Math is Unkalonka, because it sucks sooooo much

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 14, 2019

Hesus

A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!

"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 27, 2019

Palm Oil

An oily substance which has been demanded by humans since the mid-1980s, and officially produced in Borneo, Indonesia. RAINFORESTS are being CUT DOWN because of this substance, killing trees and creatures in the way. This includes orangutans. But the main effect it has on is CLIMATE CHANGE! Palm oil is found in Cosmetics (Shampoo, soap) and food(chocolate, instant noodles).

PLS TRY to avoid PALM OIL!

"Orangutans are dying because of palm oil"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 28, 2019

Duck

Either a duck like an animal or either when you have to bend down suddenly.

"Duck! It's a Duck"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 28, 2019