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by Hesus Believer ๐Ÿฆ† March 13, 2019
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Uvaed

When somebody has a crush on somebody and fails to attract that person.
Setting, Middle School Dance

Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!

Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...

Person 1 leaves...

Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!
by Hesus Believer ๐Ÿฆ† March 13, 2019
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Palm Oil

An oily substance which has been demanded by humans since the mid-1980s, and officially produced in Borneo, Indonesia. RAINFORESTS are being CUT DOWN because of this substance, killing trees and creatures in the way. This includes orangutans. But the main effect it has on is CLIMATE CHANGE! Palm oil is found in Cosmetics (Shampoo, soap) and food(chocolate, instant noodles).

PLS TRY to avoid PALM OIL!
"Orangutans are dying because of palm oil"
mugGet the Palm Oilmug.

Unkanloka

Whenever a subject you loathe sucks soooo much. A term which teachers don't understand, basically saying their subject is ๐Ÿ’ฉ
Unkanloka Example:

Setting: Math Class

Teacher: Ok, today I decided you are going to have a test on everything you learned so far.

Student: Math is Unkalonka, because it sucks sooooo much
by Hesus Believer ๐Ÿฆ† March 14, 2019
mugGet the Unkanlokamug.

Shabushtika

A belief of Hesus, a spiritual god living currently in a rubber duck, which brings luck to people who worship and liver rubber ducks.
Believe in Shabushtika
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Duck

Either a duck like an animal or either when you have to bend down suddenly.
"Duck! It's a Duck"
mugGet the Duckmug.

End of School

Both happy time and a sad time. If you're staying in your school, you should then be looking forward to summer break, wherefor when leaving, you should say goodbye to everything, even your Math Teacher. RIP.
Person 1: End of School! Summer Break! I can't wait!
Person 2: Yaaash! No school! I am soo happy!

Pereson 3: No... I am leaving... "Sad, Cries"
by Hesus Believer ๐Ÿฆ† June 14, 2019
mugGet the End of Schoolmug.

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