Herr Magie's definitions

Kindle Kid

A child that grew up playing with a amazon kindle instead of the much superior apple ipad.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that coworker 3 was a kindle kid?"
Coworker 2: "Coworker 3 must've been in special learning classes as a kid,"

by Herr Magie June 3, 2022

Ideot

Someone who doesn't know how to spell idiot

"Dude you're such an ideot"
"You don't even know how to spell idiot dude"

by Herr Magie November 17, 2021

Aroace

What is love?

Aroace is a term short for Aromantic Asexual, meaning one does not desire for a sexual or romantic relationship and does not feel sexual or romantic attraction towards others

by Herr Magie August 15, 2021

Sadomasochist

Pain? It's amazing!

Being a sadomasochist is great!

by Herr Magie May 21, 2021

Montana

A windy place that is snowy and rainy year-round because the gods decided to give them shit weather

Bro why is it so fucking cold in Montana

by Herr Magie May 5, 2021

big

my boobs

my boobs are big

by Herr Magie April 21, 2021

small

your cock

your cock is small

by Herr Magie April 21, 2021