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Sadomasochist

Pain? It's amazing!
Being a sadomasochist is great!
by Herr Magie May 21, 2021
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Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.
Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
by Herr Magie July 3, 2022
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small

your cock is small
by Herr Magie April 21, 2021
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Nathan

A tall man (usually trans) that is skinny but also strong. A Nathan finds interest in classic rock music from people such as Queen but also had interests in more chaotic and modern music from people such as Lemon Demon. Nathan is an artist and writer who puts time into his work and shares it with his friends. A Nathan likes to joke around with his friends and cheer them up, but he can also be supportive when you're upset. Nathan tries his best to keep people happy and make them laugh but can recognize when he's made a mistake and feels bad for it, usually trying to cheer up or make up with the person he has upset. A Nathan is typically gay and the guy who ends up with him would be lucky for a Nathan can be flirty and sexy when he wants to be. Nathan can usually crack a joke and keep the group laughing. He enjoys spending time with his friends and is willing to stand up for them or himself if a situation warrants it. A Nathan is typically smart, being one of the people in the top of his class and also being in honors classes for most classes that have them. A Nathan enjoys learning new topics and competing in tests and competitions that involve either physical or mental skill.

Just be warned, if you call a Nathan by Nathaniel in a non-professional situation or if you aren't close to him, you'll be dead by the end of the week one way or antoher.
"Wow Nathan could end up on the debate team!"

"Maybe he'll get into an art school! Or a college on a scholarship!"
by Herr Magie June 25, 2022
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Kindle Kid

A child that grew up playing with a amazon kindle instead of the much superior apple ipad.
Coworker 1: "Did you hear that coworker 3 was a kindle kid?"
Coworker 2: "Coworker 3 must've been in special learning classes as a kid,"
by Herr Magie June 3, 2022
mugGet the Kindle Kidmug.

big

my boobs are big
by Herr Magie April 21, 2021
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Brozo

When you want to call your bros bozos without being mean i.e. when they're being an idiot
Guy 1: *does something stupid*

Guy 2: Bro that was a Brozo move
by Herr Magie December 11, 2022
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