HeroHandy's definitions
The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.
Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.
Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.
Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."
by HeroHandy May 4, 2019
Get the Toledo cunt transfermug. Punishment imposed by your DI when you're a jarhead that fucked up royal. Often involving murderous sets of pushups or other calisthenics.
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
Get the Quarter deckmug. When a runner girl climbs on top of her man fresh off a workout and pulls off her sweaty sports bra, drenching him in boob sweat. This can be both a form of erotica or punishment, depending on the stank from the workout.
Guy: "You ready for deez nutz?"
Girl: "Only if you're ready for some Hot Olivia- let me shower first!"
Girl: "Only if you're ready for some Hot Olivia- let me shower first!"
by HeroHandy May 4, 2019
Get the Hot Oliviamug. An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
Get the clan clingermug. The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
Get the Blue ribbon assholemug.