A person who is strongly attracted to rejects, losers, deadbeats and dregs. They may have admirers who are not from the inky realms of which they date, but they go unnoticed as they do not display the necessary inadequacies.
Think Karen would give me a chance?
Nah man, you have a job and no baby mama drama- she's a rejectophile. You gotta earn your loser wings first.
Nah man, you have a job and no baby mama drama- she's a rejectophile. You gotta earn your loser wings first.
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
by HeroHandy June 04, 2019
The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
by HeroHandy May 18, 2019
The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.
"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019