HeroHandy's definitions

bagnpo

An acronym which stands for: Bitch Ain't Got No Panties On.

"Bagnpo alert! I'll be hittin' that for sure!"

by HeroHandy June 4, 2019

Pintraitor

A pinterest user who follows about 500 people for the same topic, but only views their own posts.

"That pintraitor is just trying to endorse their own posts! Lame!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Dirty Barbie

A gorgeous woman whose body seems so perfect that she resembles a Barbie doll, but whose sexual nature is brazenly promiscuous and taboo.

"Too bad Jessica is a dirty barbie- she is fucking hot!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Hot Claudia

Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.

Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."

by HeroHandy April 24, 2019

clan clinger

An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").

"Jon is a total clan clinger- I bet he tries to date your sister just to get on your nerves!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019