Herbos, a prince's definitions

By Fucking Jove

Exclamation of shock; surprise. {goddamngood gravyfuck meI'll be damned

Watson, I knew you were a bit off but by fucking Jove, I never knew you were the bloody Queen.

by Herbos, a prince July 7, 2008

pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008

Flashdrive

exposing oneself from a moving vehicle

A bunch of us got loaded and went on a flashdrive

by Herbos, a prince June 6, 2009

FMD

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

googlefucked

Totally fucked, beyond any hope of redemption. Fucked to the (mathematical power of Google).
Unsalvageable; beyond hope; untouchable.

My wife told me not to eat the leftovers, I forgot. I am Googlefucked.

by Herbos, a prince November 22, 2015

afterclap

medication for sores left by venereal infections

Wow, my joint is on fire. I'm going to lay on some Afterclap.

by Herbos, a prince August 27, 2009