pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008

afterclap

medication for sores left by venereal infections

Wow, my joint is on fire. I'm going to lay on some Afterclap.

by Herbos, a prince August 27, 2009

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 05, 2008

Flashdrive

exposing oneself from a moving vehicle

A bunch of us got loaded and went on a flashdrive

by Herbos, a prince June 06, 2009

FMD

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

clitterati

Top drawer pussy: a stunnng cunt.

Dude that is some world class pussy: a charter member of the clitterati.

elite feminine world class snatch

by Herbos, a prince May 30, 2010