Definitions by Herbos, a prince

IFH 

I Fucking hope.
Expression of doubt, uncertainty.

I'm going to pass the end term, IFH

IFH by Herbos, a prince October 17, 2008

By Fucking Jove 

Exclamation of shock; surprise. {goddamn]good gravyfuck meI'll be damned

Watson, I knew you were a bit off but by fucking Jove, I never knew you were the bloody Queen.

By Fucking Jove by Herbos, a prince July 7, 2008

Noodle puffer 

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

Noodle puffer by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008

coonilingus 

Performing oral sex on a black woman

He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.

coonilingus by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

FMD 

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

FMD by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

pumpkin in the restroom by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008