Herb N. Dictionary's definitions

porn storm

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

toofus

teeth

"You gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some ass, boy." - My Dad, 1981 (good looking out, Pops!)

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

Encarta

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

skrimp

ghetto for "shrimp"

"I loves me some skrimp!" said the ghetto denizen.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

moose-knuckle

see camel-toe

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

shotgun shit

also buckshit

a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.

The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

represent

To serve as the official and authorized delegate or agent for.

When it comes to fine-ass honies, my chica be representin'.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002