Definitions by Henchman

Smegma 

Penis cheddar.

Sally: Ewww he had smegma.

Smegma by Henchman September 8, 2019

Roid 

A derogatory statement insinuating a person uses or has used a steroid to achieve physical gain.

Tim: Yo chief check these guns (biceps)
Bill: Fuck off Roid everyone knows you've been jabbing your arse.

Roid by Henchman September 8, 2019

Quasimodo 

An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.

1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.

Quasimodo by Henchman September 8, 2019

german sponge bath 

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

german sponge bath by henchman May 19, 2006