Mr. Webb

A fucking bitch who no one likes, whose name usually starts with s. He or she is usually Long faced or balding, and has a passion for making autistic 7 year olds cry.

Alternatively:
A stupid and bossy someone who takes power of a group and completely ruins it.
Becky: Omg have u heard about the new gurl Stefani?
Vicky: Omg yeah she's such a Mr. Webb
Stefani: Rah rah ah ah ah
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Mr. Webb

A fucking bitch who has a passion for making austistic 7 year olds cry and giving them life long trauma. His or her name usually starts with S and they are usually either long faced or balding.

Alternatively,
A bitch who takes control of a group or organisation and turns it to shit.
Becky: Omg yk the new gurl Stefani?
Vicky: OMg yeauh she's such a Mr. Webb
Stefani: rAH rah Rah ah aH
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Abracadabra

When you fuck a bitch so good your dick comes off and vanishes into the hole

Gerald: AHhhh MMhmmmm oh yeahhh babyyyy
Elizabeth: OMG DADDY IM GONNA CUM
Geraldd: AHhh h my penis flew off :(
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Bill Cosby

the type of person who can only get horny after being intoxicated.
Don't need no drink to get naughty / CUZ BITCH IM NOT BILL COSBY 💜
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Andres

Andres is a gorgeous boy, hes bisexual with a preference for men, with long black hair and olive skin. Hes a bit of a nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres and he hates them back, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick 00s rnb inspired tunes thatl make him a famous popstar in a few years, and he can also sing. He is a bit freaky and horny sometimes (everybody thinks hes hypersexual cuz of his adhd, but he declines to comment) but tries really hard not to be, and his depresion, anxiety, Aspergers syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. He sometimes does the trex arm thing that autistic people do, and hes actually kinda shy and quiet mot. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli, Kesha, Britney, Dulapeep, Gaga (especially Gaga), Ariana Grenad, Beyonce, Miley, Tate, Chappel, Sabrina, Carly Rae, Billie Eilish, Xina, Rihanna, Cupcakke, etc, but also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz hes amazing like that. He hates heterosexual male things. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles. He has yt channel where he uploads cover songs, but he never tells anyone the name of it. He also crushes on every other person in school, so you DEFINITELY have a chance with him.

If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz hes gonna disappear if you dont.

Andres is a power bottom.
Illias: Omg have u seen that hottie Andres from German class??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
Aden: hell yeah!!!!!
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Andres

A gorgeous boy, usually bisexual with a preference for men, often with long black hair and olive skin. He's a bit of a music nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special hyperspecific interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick tunes that'll make him famous in a few years. He is a bit freaky sometimes but tries really hard not to be, and his depression, anxiety, Asperger's syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli xcx, Kesha, Britney, Gaga (especially Gaga), Tate McRae, Chappell, Sabrina, Carly Rae Jepsen, Billie, Rihanna, and Cupcakke, but he also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz he's really cool like that. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles.
If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz he's gonna disappear if you don't.
Illias: Omg have u seen that guy Andres??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
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