Definitions by Helena Handbasket

Dirty Kimmi 

A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".

I think it’s time to preform a dirty Kimmi

Dirty Kimmi by Helena Handbasket June 5, 2021

Fishing off the company pier 

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.

Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.

Fishing off the company pier by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003

Sethy 

An erotic dream. Doesn't have to be a wet dream. Just a dream involving some kind of sex.

It was so hot! I had a sethy about Colin Farrell last night.

Sethy by Helena Handbasket November 30, 2003

Jammer

Someone who 'jams' up a gaydar. Someone who gays but is straight. Or someone who acts straight but is gay.

Guy one: Ugh, I can't tell if that hottie is gay or straight.
Guy Two: I know, he shops at American Eagle but he listens to Abba
Guy one: What a total jammer!

Jammer by Helena Handbasket August 8, 2003