by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021
help theres a satanic doomsday cult living under my high school doing daily sacrifices and I think they might start sacrificing the teachers and students soon
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021
it was the best song, it is the best song and will forever be the best song (unless it gets a sequel)
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
antivirus that scares the shit out of users with constant popups in the bottom-right corner of your screen convincing you to upgrade to avast premium with the only benefit being not having to see the popups
me: turns on pc
avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC
me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time
avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC
me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time
by Hehe I cheated March 19, 2021
one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like
hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams
hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams
kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS
me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them
kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK
me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them
kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021