improbability drive

fuck physics machine

hank: killing people

improbability drive: is activated

hank: yo wtf

by Hehe I cheated June 13, 2021

school's chromebooks

something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason

Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

alskdjfhgqzpmwxonecubvty

You got so bored in school and ran out of ways to type QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM in a way that wasnt already on urban dictionary, until you found alskdjfhgqzpmwxonecubvty! but I defined it, try again fuckass

me, bored out of my shit: alskdjfhgqzpmwxonecubvty

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

snivma

like ligma but less known

punchline is "snivma balls" (sniff ma balls)

guy 1: I just attended my great granny's funeral all the way out in snivma

guy 2: where the shit is snivma

guy 1: SNIVMA BALLS

by Hehe I cheated May 05, 2021

stand up comedy

boner joke

(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)

cock joke? more like stand up comedy

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

urban dictionary submitters

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit

me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021