Hehe I cheated's definitions

school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Completely random bullshit

the majority of answers on urban dictionary

Can whoever is writing the stuff on urban dictionary not make the definitions either sex or completely random bullshit please

by Hehe I cheated March 1, 2021

shitvenge

to get revenge on someone for something they did to you or a friend by shitting on them or their property

bully: bullies me

me: Sneaks into his house and shits on him

bully: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

me: Just getting my shitvenge

by Hehe I cheated June 4, 2021

pukeman

fictional supervillain that kills his enemies by puking on them

bank teller: OK ILL GIVE YOU THE MONEY JUST PLEASE DONT VOMIT ON ME PUKEMAN

pukeman: HOW DARE YOU CALL IT VOMIT INSTEAD OF PUKE

blararafghrhfhgdghghagg

by Hehe I cheated June 4, 2021

peni

the plural form of penis

idiot: dude you have two penises!
smart: peni***

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

Lasertag

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams

kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

hell

satan's best attempt at recreating school

dan: go to hell bob
bob: ok ive seen worse
dan: how?
bob: its called school

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021