Hehe I cheated's definitions

yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

the cheese twins

Ohio's first and second official supervillains. these people throw cheese at cars and record it to upload to youtube along with a series of other pranks.

guy 1: bro why tf is my car covered in cheese
guy 2: must have been the cheese twins

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

say handcuffs backwards

send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone

me: say handcuffs backwards

user: sffucdnah

Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!

user gets muted for swearing

me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021

schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard

if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

discord anti rule day

on this day (march 12th), the day after discord rule day, all rules are enforced only half as strictly and a user must break the rule twice to be warned for it.

me: REJOICE, DISCORD RULE DAY IS OVER

everyone: YAY

me: IT IS NOW DISCORD ANTI RULE DAY, LET US ABUSE

everyone: YES

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

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when pasta no has meatball

me eating pasta and realizing there are no meatballs: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

mom: watch your language

me: but there are no meat ball

mom: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

by Hehe I cheated March 25, 2021

back alley blitz

to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building

"Yo wanna have some back alley blitz tonight"

"Ew no im not having sex in public"

by Hehe I cheated March 10, 2021