Hehe I cheated's definitions

stand up comedy

boner joke

(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)

cock joke? more like stand up comedy

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

improbability drive

fuck physics machine

hank: killing people

improbability drive: is activated

hank: yo wtf

by Hehe I cheated June 13, 2021

alskdjfhgqzpmwxonecubvty

You got so bored in school and ran out of ways to type QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM in a way that wasnt already on urban dictionary, until you found alskdjfhgqzpmwxonecubvty! but I defined it, try again fuckass

me, bored out of my shit: alskdjfhgqzpmwxonecubvty

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

Cheese Throwing

the stupidly funny (and cheap) act of throwing cheese at cars, whether they be parked, driving or stuck in traffic.

John: WHO THE FUCK THREW CHEESE AT MY CAR

Mike: I love cheese throwing

Karen: WHO PUT CHEESE ON MY CAR

Mike, fleeing to avoid getting caught while laughing his ass off

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

urban dictionary submitters

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit

me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

satanic doomsday cult

help they live under my school and sacrifice goats daily the smell is unbearable what do I do

help theres a satanic doomsday cult living under my high school doing daily sacrifices and I think they might start sacrificing the teachers and students soon

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021