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Lasertag

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams

kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Lego Piece 98989

It looks like a pp, like lego piece 32557 but longer

bob: hey look at lego piece 32557 it looks like a penis haha

mike: yeah but Lego Piece 98989 looks like a longer peepee

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

discord anti rule day

on this day (march 12th), the day after discord rule day, all rules are enforced only half as strictly and a user must break the rule twice to be warned for it.

me: REJOICE, DISCORD RULE DAY IS OVER

everyone: YAY

me: IT IS NOW DISCORD ANTI RULE DAY, LET US ABUSE

everyone: YES

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard

if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

discord anti nitro day

on this day (june 22nd) all discord users with nitro cannot send animated emojis or emojis from other servers, they also cannot nitro boost servers or flex their nitro

nitro flexing asshole: lol I have nitro and u dont (animated emoji)

me: its discord anti nitro day

mod: bans nitro flexing asshole for using nitro perks on anti nitro day

by Hehe I cheated June 20, 2021

zxcmnbvasdlkjfhgqwepoieruyt

you thought you found an original QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM combo but I got to it first, fuckass

you, in school, bored as shit: hmm what if I type zxcmnbvasdlkjfhgqwepoieruyt in urban dictionary

the essay due in 2 minutes: bruh

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021