Martinet

Martinets are used for spanking dat BOOTY.

-Bruh, Lily's butt got so flipping red when I spanked her
-What martinet did you use?
-My infinity gauntlet

by Heating Shower Water... October 08, 2019

Who's Joe Mama?

The ultimate pro gamer move dodge. The reverse card against the "Joe Mama" card. So powerful and unexpected they piss their pants and shirt.

-"Do you know about Joe"
-"Who's Joe?"
-"JOE MAMA!!"
-"Who's Joe Mama?"
-"NANI!!"

by Heating Shower Water... October 30, 2019

Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.

-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

by Heating Shower Water... October 08, 2019

Bugger Off

A nice, polite, and soft way to say FUCK OFF!

-You nerd, with all your dumb crappy books
-Bugger off you dead head

by Heating Shower Water... October 09, 2019

Szchiяag Gupta

He eats only the finest borscht, and Atomik Vodka. Absolut Vodka is too inferior for his tongue to touch. He has committed 666 suicide bombings in 0.666 seconds. The 2A28 is too inferior for him to use as it does not shoot hard enough even to make him flinch. Instead, he rides in a Megazord to fight his enemies.

-HOLY FREAKITY FREAKING FREAK ITS FREAKING Szchiяag Gupta THE FREAKING FREAKIEST OF ALL FREAKERS!

by Heating Shower Water... September 09, 2019