Heather's definitions

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

Avril Lavinge

A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.

Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"

by Heather March 13, 2005

scabbizzle

a word that means scabbie ( body lice) a name for a person you dont like

divina has scabbizzles

by heather March 18, 2005

ephore

an ugly cunt faced skeet suckin dick lickin bitch

maddie is a such a fuckin ephore

by heather March 18, 2005

skeet sucker

a person who swallow when giving head(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

rodeny said brandy is a skeet sucker

by heather March 19, 2005

Idioteque

A kick ass song by Radiohead

I had an ephiphany when I was blowed off hash and listening to Idioteque.

by heather March 24, 2005

Po-nig

A cop
Synonym: Pigs, Five-O, The Boys

Ponigs! Put the pipe down!

by heather March 24, 2005