father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.
Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father
by Heather May 18, 2003
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The Used

the used is the best fuckin band ever
bert is soo fuckin hott
by Heather October 29, 2003
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the used

The Used: Rock your socks, head bobbing, arms flailing, throat wrenching, body smashing:fucking raw as shit!
by Heather June 05, 2004
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scabbizzle

a word that means scabbie ( body lice) a name for a person you dont like
divina has scabbizzles
by heather March 19, 2005
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boy band

a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.
see:

n*sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck
by Heather April 22, 2005
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sexolita

I'd do that sexolita in a second
by heather May 10, 2003
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slipknot

1) A band who are, in case you didn't know, about to split up... Just ask Mr Jordison or the other ones who have a band and now sound so much better. Little kiddies like to think they're metal.
Remedy: listen to Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

2) A knot around your neck which will kill you if you dangle from it. Death can be anywhere from instant neck-breaking to prolongued (up to 30mins) strangulation, depending on how much you struggle.
Remedy: none, you're fucked.
Dude 1 "Dude, that kid's got a Slipknot hoody on"
Dude 2 "Quick, hand him a copy of enter decent album here"
by Heather April 28, 2003
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