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ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".
Wear your ass hat with pride.
by haze January 17, 2004
mugGet the ass-hatmug.

Hazel

Hazel is the name of an old English grandmother or a great aunt. Most children asked hazel are white and either English or Scottish. A majority of hazels end up changing their names out of embarrassment once they’re old enough to speak. Most hazels claim it is abuse being called an old ladies name. I’m the 1930 hazel was a very common name in Scotland. A hazel is typically Single cuz she is very shy and anti social. She is nice and friendly towards others.
Hazel and Benjamin are getting married.
by Haze March 16, 2020
mugGet the Hazelmug.

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king
1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!
by Haze July 20, 2004
mugGet the Shiftymug.

butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*
"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"
by haze December 30, 2003
mugGet the butthawkmug.

Fridge

A cooling device perfected by Yakanaro Hirahito of South London, the refrigerator or fridge has become very common, especially in Antartica and regions of Iceland.
Father, fetch the tissue! I've just chubby juiced again!
by haze December 29, 2003
mugGet the Fridgemug.

Aucturus

Man Aucturus and HaZe are Trickstors
by HaZe December 4, 2003
mugGet the Aucturusmug.

Jud

Billy Casper's opressive brother. Hines shows us the torment Billy is regularly put through by his use of kidney punches and colloquialisms, and the fact that Billy's hawk gets viciously murdered and then thrown in the bin.
Ee ba gum thar Jud, I can know me sen! Kes!
by haze December 29, 2003
mugGet the Judmug.

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