klaymen

A stupid little inhuman creature that featured on ratemypoo.com as the #1 log!!! It has known to have canalbalistic tendancies, eating shit and recycling his own waste.
... and klaymen stuck his hand in the toilet and ate his own....
by haze March 23, 2003
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turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.
John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!
by haze January 17, 2004
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butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*
"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"
by haze December 30, 2003
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gernast

That girl has some gernast gerpappies on her face. and her pussy stinks too.
by Haze March 09, 2005
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vagitarius

Hank likes girls. he is a vagitarius.
by Haze March 09, 2005
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ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".
Wear your ass hat with pride.
by haze January 17, 2004
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php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.
<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>
by haze December 30, 2003
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