Haywood Jablomi's definitions

tweezerbation

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.

perry eggman is a tweezerbater.

by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005

inny

the term used to desribe an inversion of the penis due to an extremley sexually unnattractive stimulus.

marlon brando gave me an inny

by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005

sturby

an abrigged version of the word masterbation.

i plan to sturby at least 7 times today

by haywood jablomi March 7, 2005

star wars

one of the most overrated films of all time. in fact the scene with laya and jabba the hut gave me an inny and cancer in my ovaries and vas deferens.

star wars sucks fat hairy cock

by haywood jablomi March 6, 2005

mcwanker

a person who despises mcdonalds and its influence on western society yet remains a hypocrite, a contributer to the problem

we are all united as sons and daughters of mac. we are all mcwankers at heart

by haywood jablomi March 6, 2005

Jail bait

Little skanks that walk around thinking they look good trying to tease older men that can't get anyone their own age. Usually LIE about their age.

baby-momma-to-be, slut

by Haywood Jablomi December 3, 2003

Rich whores

Snotty shallow bimbos that judge themselves and others on financial situations.

Hilton sisters, sluts cum dumpstersOlsen trolls
"Like, Oh ma God! I hate those DIDCUSTING homeless people! And people that live in APARTMENTS or only have ONE car! They should like, stop doing drugs or whateva!"

by Haywood Jablomi December 3, 2003