Hawks.Fan.12's definitions

Pimp

A Pimp is a criminal who preys upon young girls, very often underage runaways. When a pimp spots such a girl, he will lay on the charm and sweet talk her long enough to get her alone. Then, he will often beat her, rape her, and get her hooked on hard drugs as a means of control; to make her believe she is utterly dependent on him. Then, the pimp will farm her out to “customers,” aka Johns for sex. If she gets pregnant, pimps usually force her to have an abortion. Most girls under the control of a pimp end up in prison if they’re lucky, or dead.

Man, why is the word “Pimp” used as if it’s a good thing?
Beats me, man. They take teenage girls who are rebelling against their daddy, and literally destroy their lives. Pimps are the lowest of the low.

by Hawks.Fan.12 February 23, 2020

Brain

The faithful dog belonging to Inspector Gadget and his niece Penny. Brain is Penny’s sidekick, and helps her on missions. Brain has human level intelligence, and can do things that normal dogs cannot, such as ride bikes and use tools. Brain has saved Inspector Gadget countless times. He loves his human comrades, especially Penny. Brain will do anything to protect his humans, and usually endures astounding amounts of punishment. All he wants in return is the company of Penny, and food.

I would love to have a dog like Brain, and a daughter or niece like Penny.

by Hawks.Fan.12 April 20, 2020

Hardwood Floor

A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.

Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.

by Hawks.Fan.12 May 27, 2019