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Definitions by Hawk man

Hatelin (noun):
A person who critiques Caitlin Clark in real time, ignores the stats after, and updates their argument mid-game when she proves them wrong. Known for moving goalposts, selective memory, and giving credit… eventually (and quietly).

Coined by DIBSPORTSTALK
Hatelins common phrases are

“Only reason why Caitlin Clark is popular because of Angel Reese”
“She’s benefiting white privilege

“All she does is shoot 3s and don’t play defense”
HATELINS by Hawk man March 20, 2026
1.) Short term for “narcissistic”. A self centered douchebag that only cares about themselves and how they feel.

2.) A cop that works for narcotics unit.
My mom is a narc. Blames everything except herself. Always projecting.
Narc by Hawk man January 23, 2024

Business Nerd 

He’s a cool dude. Usually his name is Charles but we call him Chuck. He knows the ins and outs of business from restaurants, e-commerce, entertainment, or whatever makes money. He is a nerd in business which means he is a master of every area when it comes to quarter sales, projections, and forecasting future earnings.
Chuck knows his stuff. Business nerd.

Lori is one business nerd. Knows every detail when it comes to baking cookies and selling them.
Business Nerd by Hawk man November 30, 2021
A kick ass girlfriend, fiancée, or wife. A goofy, loving woman with a nickname "LaLo" who's spunky and don't take crap from no one. An energizer bunny who loves life to the fullest, funny, and beautiful that lights up a room.
LaLo, Denika
Denika by Hawk man March 3, 2015