3 definitions by Harry Sausage

Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

Bubit

A woman who’s stomach protrudes further than her breasts.

Put down that chocolate bar else you’ll turn into a bubit.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005