French Shower

To cover oneself with aftershave as an alternative to washing.

Student 1: Dude, the hot water's on the blink again!
Student 2: Fuck it, I'll just take a French Shower.
Student 1: Sweet

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

Bowlful of wrong

Something very bad or wrong.
Coined by Larry David on 'Curb your Enthusiasm'

"My daughter shaved her head today to look like Britney Spears"
"That's a bowlful of wrong"

by Harry Sargent June 29, 2008

badgeridoo

(noun) A human exhibiting badgerlike qualities.

A two tone head, a fierce warning growl and a hairy back are all features of the breed.

"My husband refuses to share food and makes stange noises at night, I fear he might be a badgeridoo"

by Harry Sargent May 19, 2008

-eeeeeepop

Suffix indicating infinity repetitions. Mostly used as a means of winning an argument.

The 'eee' part indicates the increasingly high pitched sound of a word or phrase being repeated over and over.

The 'pop' indicates that the word or phrase has broken the sound barrier.

-You smell like a tart's hankerchief
-You smell worse
-You smell worse-eeeeeepop
-Damn

by Harry Sargent May 23, 2008

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

ITYF

Acronym for 'I think you'll find'
Because sometimes FYI just isn't irritating and smug enough.

"FYI the dress code in this office is for ties to worn to all meetings"
"ITYF it is normal to dress-down on dress-down Fridays"

by Harry Sargent June 18, 2008