social work

An area of study and employment held in low esteem in academe and by real professionals that broadly deals in psychology, sociology, education and anthropology.
Dierdre, who held an MSW degree from West Oklahoma Vo-Technical Community College, had a goal: amass as many clients as she could, whine about her workload, convince the boss she needed several assistants and parlay that into a promotion so she'd never again have to deal with those pathetic losers (clients).
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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monstruss

An extra-large truss.
Bubba, who had a severe hernia and who tipped the scales at 325 pounds, had to be fitted with a monstruss.
by harry flashman August 19, 2003
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rhizofaggous

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.
Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
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fuck me now

A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 06, 2003
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howdy

The first name of Mr Dooty, a former TV personality and marionette in the 1950's who was driven into obscurity, alcohol abuse and an early death after being arrested by the House UnAmerican Activities Committee(HUAC) for being a suspected fellow traveler with the Communist Party.
Senator Joe McCarthy relentlessly interrogated Howdy Dooty about the Communist Party pulling strings and making him dance like a puppet.
by harry flashman August 04, 2003
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Disco

A viral disease that swept though the 70's afflicting mostly older males in their 40's, symptoms included bad taste in clothing, St. Vitus dance, and lame pick-up lines.
Yeah I had Disco once but I survived it.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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maroon

1. You can depend on Rob to act like a maroon when he gets on his soapbox.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
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