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californicated

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.
Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.
by harry flashman July 6, 2003
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asswhuppin'

Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.
Kenny King put an asswhuppin' on Larry.
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
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italy

A country renowned for its military prowess.
Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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Asscrapian

A catch-all nationality/ethnicity indicating low birth, dubious hygeine, bizarre customs and speech, and amoral values.
Hakim had his fellow Wahabi Muslims mesmerized with his description of MTV, life in Los Angeles and the Asscrapian youth who roamed shopping malls with credit cards and no manners.
by harry flashman July 28, 2003
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klugle

A KKK Klusterfuck, derived from cluster in English and kugel (ball) in German.
Leroy was damned well fed up with the Klan...tonight had turned into a klugle; Beauregard forgot the kerosene, Jerrol forgot the timber and Bubba forgot to get a permit or to notify Channel 33 so they could get the cross-burning on the 10 o'clock news...he was seriously considering moving to Detroit and associate with a better class of people.
by harry flashman July 30, 2003
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Grunjin

A disparaging word combining the American slang "grunt" (a U.S. Marine) and the Japanese word "gaijin" (foreigner). Grunt + gaijin = Grunjin.
Bohannon-san, you Grunjin ...you tellible person...you trow-up rice-su nu-doh on new tatami mat.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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klugle

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan above kleagle but below moron.
Irvin had earned the rank of klugle back in '63 by shouting abuse at a black 9 year old school girl. The girl is now a circuit court judge in Montgomery while Irvin is still fixing flat tires at A-1 Tire Service & Tanning Boutique in Verbena.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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