Harry's definitions

twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

by Harry November 24, 2003

flog

the act of smacking your significant other in the head with your penis.

The whore liked being flogged as she came.

by harry January 21, 2003

kook

bodyboarders are kooks

oi did u c that bodyboarder kook

by harry August 6, 2004

one man band

My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass

by harry July 19, 2003

leeds

A brilliant city with a wide variety of activities, has everything london does just not as STUPIDLY expensive and has a smaller population. THE CAPITAL OF THE NORTH (england)

Leeds is Brilliant!!!!!! F*** u Bitches who say it's shit

by Harry January 13, 2005

wog

Actually, should be 'WOGS'

In the port of Alexandria during WWII, in order to allow locals who had been cleared by security to work in the port, they were issued with 'nightshirts' to wear with the initials W.O.G.S. stencilled on the back, standing for : Workers On Government Service.

by Harry November 28, 2003

west

Used whilst one is said to "crack" a west.

Can be used to define ones "side".

I cracked a West at this chumby and sped off to my ghetto homeland on the west side.

by Harry March 18, 2004