317 definitions by Harry Flashman

Of inferior quality or junky.
If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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To be the first one to do something spectacular. Derived from the Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space.
Anthony knew that the only way to boost sales on his AT-HOME-LIPOSUCTION kit was to do a Yuri and have his cousin Sal videotape the amazingly simple procedure using a bicycle pump, surgical tubing and a turkey baster.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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The sons of Saddam Hussein who were adjudged not fit to breed and were given an infusion of lead instead of vasectomies.
Qusay and Uday were rendered sterile by means of numerous implants of copper coated lead boluses of 5.56mm diameter.
by harry flashman August 03, 2003
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A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.
Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
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Military acronym for Shitty Little Jobs Officer.
Ensign Velloquette was SLJO and his duties included postal audit, narcotics inventory/control, wardroom mess caterer, welfare and recreation fund audit, cash count inventory for the disbursing officers petty cash fund, enlisted linen supply serial number accounting, galley bean count, stadimeter calibration committee chairman, audio/visual tape inventory, small arms ammunition audit, fuel and lube oil testing program review board, nuclear weapons shelf life review and disposal board, mercury, polychlorinatedbiphenels, and berylium oxide storage and disposal board. Ensign Velloquette felt overwhelmed and underconfident his first day aboard USS Flounder (DD-666)
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
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A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.
I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
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To have the qualities of a showy, cheerful flamer pushing upwards, straining the bounds of propriety.
Eduardo, possessed of an effervescent and flambuoyant personality, was dissuaded by Coach Melvin from attended football try-outs and was redirected to the cheerleading squad.
by harry flashman August 19, 2003
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