Definitions by Harley

tongue abc's 

it is where you write your abc's inside her while you are giving oral sex to her.

i wrote my abc's inside of china last night!

tongue abc's by harley August 17, 2004

fat chance 

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

fat chance by Harley February 5, 2004

wake and bake 

smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin

u up for a quick wake and bake

wake and bake by harley January 4, 2004

cooter packing pussy licker

to lick the clitor/ass

oral sex

cooter packing pussy licker by harley October 26, 2003

bugger 

to sodomize

Big John, the altar boy, buggered the priest.

bugger by Harley September 25, 2002