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Definitions by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale

Chakkiwood 

Chakkiwood means Disaster University of Canadian Akshay Kumar.
Chakkiwood consist of total 80 Disasters from Domestic Market & 100 Disasters from overseas.
In year 2020 Chakkiwood won Nobel Prize for their contribution in destroying each genre whether it is comedy, drama, action or horror.
What are natural disasters?
A - Tsunami, Earthquake, Volcano & Chakkiwood

Chakkians 

Chakkians are waiters of Akshay Kumar
Chakkians have contributed Zero ATBB, Zero HGOTY, Zero ATG, Zero 2.17cr Footfalls & 80 Flops to Bollywood.
Chakkians considered as worlds dumbest fanbase on social media.
For chakkians akshay kumar is an Indian just like Pakistanis consider Kashmir is the part of Pakistan

Terrorist of Bollywood 

SRK is known as terrorist of bollywood.
SRK was the biggest threat for terrorists when he gone nude in Maya Memsaab.
SRK murdered Indian audience as well as ISIS, Al Qaeda terrorists by his cringeworthy acting & poor dialogue delivery.
Happy New year, Ra One, Guddu these films deserve oscar for wiping all terrorist organisations from this planet, thats why we call SRK is the biggest terrorist of bollywood.
Terrorist of Pakistan - We have laden, Hafiz saeed, hydrogen bomb.
Terrorist of Bollywood - I have Happy New Year

Worst Actor of Bollywood 

SRK is the worst actor of bollywood. For SRK spreading stinky arms & doing Titanic Pose means acting, thats why he is the worst actor of bollywood.
After seeing SRKs cringeworthy acting in Ra One, Happy New Year, Guddu aliens stopped visiting earth.
SRK turns emotional scene into comedy, action scene into horror.
SRK spent his whole life by doing overacting.
Worst Actor of bollywood kaun hai?
Golden Kela Awards - SRK
Dhakkan Awards - SRK

Chakka Khan

SRK is known as Chakka Khan of bollywood.
Born in poor chakka family SRK went on to become Richest Chakka of bollywood.
Chakka Khan SRK secretly married Karan Johar. Their new born son is Chakka Akshay Kumar
Hey why are you behaving like chakka khan shah rukh?

Hijra of Bollywood 

Akshay Kumar is the self made hijra of bollywood.
Akshay Kumar acted in Flop franchise like Hijron Ka Hijra, Sabse Bada Hijra, Me Hijra Tu Chakka, International Hijra.
Waiter union respects hijra of bollywood Akshay Kumar

Chakka of Bollywood 

SRK the greatest Chakka of Bollywood.
Karan Johar the CEO of Global Chakka Association deserve oscar for this elite Chakka of Bollywood SRK.
After spending million bucks on masterpiece Ra One SRK started dancing in wedding ceremonies & become official Chakka of Bollywood.