Flop King of Bollywood

Canadian Akshay Kumar is the Flop King of Bollywood. With more than 80 flops & disasters on his credit he deserve to the greatest flop king of bollywood. Lets not forget this flop king of bollywood also ruled overseas market with 120 flops.
Who said this? Hum jidhar release karte hai flop udhar hi ho jaati hai
A - Akshay Kumar The Flop King Of Bollywood
Get the Flop King of Bollywood mug.

Flop

Flop is synonymous to Akshay Kumar.
Akshay Kumar holds the record of maximum number of 80 Flops. Hence he is the perfect definition of flop.
When akshay kumar born, bollywood said 'yeh dekho flop hua hai'
Get the Flop mug.

SRK Fans

Worst Fans of Worst Actor!

Porks who survived after watching Guddu, Ra One, Happy New Year are called SRK fans.
Asslickers of Multi Fandom, Diploma Holders of Excel Editing, Trenders of HNY Best Film Ever, Mobile Chors
Where do we find SRK fans?
A - At Rikshaw stand
Get the SRK Fans mug.

King of Disasters

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!
Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters
Get the King of Disasters mug.

Criminal of Bollywood

SRK & Akshay Kumar both are certified Criminals of Bollywood.
SRK was arrested for threatening female journalist, SRK also involved in Kerosene scam. Criminal of Bollywood SRK openly tweeted & praised most wanted terrorist Zakir Naik.
Pakistani terrorist hafiz saeed said SRK can come to pakistan if he feels unsafe in India.
Another criminal Akshay Kumar a canadian actor got arrested under obscenity. Akshay Kumar admitted that he gets more love from Pakistan
How many indians think SRK & Chakki are criminal of bollywood?
A - 132 cr
Get the Criminal of Bollywood mug.

Gay of Bollywood

SRK is the Gay of Bollywood.

SRK & Karan Johar's love affair became international news even James Cameron wanted to cast them together for Titanic. In an interview SRK admitted that he is half male & half female which why he's been referred as Gay of Bollywood

Gay of Bollywood SRK 24x7 protesting against section 377 the main hurdle for him & karan.

Gay of Bollywood acted in so many garbage films like Dilwale Gay Le Jayenge, Dil Toh Gay Hai, English Babu Desi Gay.
Hey i want to meet gay of bollywood where do i find him?
A - On Karan Johar's bed
Get the Gay of Bollywood mug.

Chakka of Bollywood

SRK the greatest Chakka of Bollywood.
Karan Johar the CEO of Global Chakka Association deserve oscar for this elite Chakka of Bollywood SRK.
After spending million bucks on masterpiece Ra One SRK started dancing in wedding ceremonies & become official Chakka of Bollywood.
Get the Chakka of Bollywood mug.