Hardley Surton's definitions

squoze

Karl Pilkington's way of describing how Ricky Gervais squeezed his head

Karl Pilkington definiton of squoze 'He gets me head and puts one hand on the front of it and the other behind it and he just sort of swizzels it'

by Hardley Surton January 11, 2007

blue tit

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs

'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'

by Hardley Surton December 9, 2008

osama bin raider

A homeless arab that searches bins for food

Person 1: Yo, did you see that hobo across the street?

Person 2: Yeah i saw him, he's called Osama bin Raider

Person 3: Looks like he finally left his cave

by Hardley Surton December 7, 2006

blue tit

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs

'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'

by Hardley Surton December 8, 2006

baggerwank

a cuss used when you are annoyed at someone

baggerwank, you just cost us the game

by Hardley Surton December 7, 2006

gaelic

a word for an irish lesbian

Person 1: Did you know Roisin is a lesbian

Person 2: Yeah i heard, she's gaelic

by Hardley Surton December 7, 2006

my pen is huge

Another way to say that you got a big dick

'Did you know that my pen is huge'

by Hardley Surton December 10, 2006