Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hardley Surton

blue tit

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs

'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'

Japanese-Brazilian lead singer of Cansei de Ser Sexy (CSS)

'Lovefoxxx's gig at reading last nite was awesome'

Karl Pilkington's way of describing how Ricky Gervais squeezed his head

Karl Pilkington definiton of squoze 'He gets me head and puts one hand on the front of it and the other behind it and he just sort of swizzels it'

squoze by Hardley Surton January 11, 2007

Another way to say that you got a big dick

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs

'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'

a cuss used when you are annoyed at someone

baggerwank, you just cost us the game

Person 1: Did you know Roisin is a lesbian

Person 2: Yeah i heard, she's gaelic

gaelic by Hardley Surton December 7, 2006