I started bodybuilding and bulked up to 250 pounds. I had the full denial beard going on. But in the end I couldn't hide from myself anymore. I had to transition.
by happycookie July 14, 2018
by happycookie May 12, 2014
I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.
And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.
And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.
by happycookie August 17, 2013
It was terrible. I didn't want them to take naked pictures of me, so I got groped by the gate rapist.
by happycookie December 01, 2010
The oily/dusty stuff left on your fingers after you eat chips. Most often left by cheese puffs, but also left in lesser quantities when eating various flavored potato chips like sour cream and onion or barbecue.
by happycookie May 04, 2011
Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.
"Well I've always known you as James, so I'm going to keep calling you James."
"Stop deadnaming me. My name is Jamie."
"Stop deadnaming me. My name is Jamie."
by happycookie August 03, 2015