A derogatory term for a barlosexual, someone who exhibits sexual interest in bees or those who identify as bees.
“Did you see Kyle in the hallway yesterday staring at pictures of bees on his phone? God, he’s such a kaan.”
by HappyCleaner82 October 03, 2023
A small, stiff piece of dirt or debris lodged in the crevices of one's shoes or other objects after outdoor activities.
After a long hike, Sarah noticed several brudges wedged in the treads of her boots, so she tapped them together to dislodge the stubborn bits.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
Boss: "How's Steve doing with filing those papers?"
Coworker: "Let's just say his flubdext is in top form today. He's somehow managed to alphabetize them numerically."
Coworker: "Let's just say his flubdext is in top form today. He's somehow managed to alphabetize them numerically."
by HappyCleaner82 July 06, 2024
The unholy offspring of cursed copulation between a wild pogo stick and an incompetent drunk priest's failed attempt at exorcising spirits from an innocent grandma. Known to manifest on the dance floor of pop punk concerts and putrid nightmares.
As Fiona danced at the punk rock concert, the sight of a wobbly poganima bouncing beside her caused swift perspiration, reminding her of that haunting smell from her uncle's gym socks under her bed.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
The art of using social media to brag about outdoor adventures you never actually went on. A combination of "um" (hesitation) and "kayak" (because it sounds outdoorsy).
Can be used as a verb (to umiaq) or a noun (an umiaq post).
Can be used as a verb (to umiaq) or a noun (an umiaq post).
Sophie: "Check out my Insta! I'm totally crushing this mountain climb!"
Jake: "Dude, you're umiaqqing again. That's clearly the rock wall at Planet Fitness."
Jake: "Dude, you're umiaqqing again. That's clearly the rock wall at Planet Fitness."
by HappyCleaner82 July 06, 2024
The act of achieving the perfect golden-brown tan, usually during a hot summer day or after spending time sunbathing on a beach vacation. This glorious hue showcases healthy, glowing skin that appears both natural and well-maintained. Having a "Proper Brown" is often a point of pride for those who successfully achieve it.
After spending a week on a tropical getaway, Karen came back sporting a Proper Brown, making all her coworkers jealous of her sun-kissed glow.
"Wow, Sarah, you've achieved a Proper Brown after spending all day at the beach!"
"Thanks, I feel so bronzed and fabulous!"
"Wow, Sarah, you've achieved a Proper Brown after spending all day at the beach!"
"Thanks, I feel so bronzed and fabulous!"
by HappyCleaner82 June 24, 2023
A complete and utter dickwad who gets off on exerting power in an online community while simultaneously neglecting any semblance of a real social life.
Did you hear how Dave banned Janet from the Discord server just for saying she didn't like pineapple on pizza? What a fucking Discord Moderator.
by HappyCleaner82 June 05, 2023