1) A purely positive reference to the many skills and abilities of a homosexually-inclined man or woman. In the extreme (stereotypical) sense of this expression, these two words may refer to the charms of Gay men (as decorators, artists, chefs, trend setters, and masters of taste) or Lesbians (excelling in sports or mechanical abilities).
2) For someone attracted to the same-sex, this expression refers to their almost magical ability to get another man or woman in the sack.
3) The intuitive ability of one Gay person to sense the presence of another Gay person through Gaydar.
2) For someone attracted to the same-sex, this expression refers to their almost magical ability to get another man or woman in the sack.
3) The intuitive ability of one Gay person to sense the presence of another Gay person through Gaydar.
Example 1: The show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is all about the Fab 5's homo mojo. Like the song at the beginning of the show says, "all things just keep getting better" with the crew of Queer Eye.
Example 2: Brad really does know just how to keep those home fires burning with his husband John...even in the bedroom...after 15 years!..Can you believe it?!? I need a little of their homo mojo to set my own sheet on fire with Paul.
Example 3: In a crowded room of people, Pete has a real knack for picking out most of the fellas who happen to be sausage hounds. I wish I had that much homo mojo in my back pocket.
Example 2: Brad really does know just how to keep those home fires burning with his husband John...even in the bedroom...after 15 years!..Can you believe it?!? I need a little of their homo mojo to set my own sheet on fire with Paul.
Example 3: In a crowded room of people, Pete has a real knack for picking out most of the fellas who happen to be sausage hounds. I wish I had that much homo mojo in my back pocket.
by Happy Wolf December 29, 2006
Get the Homo Mojomug. Dude, Jeff always goes out every Friday night to suck-off as many guys as he can find in the back of that new club called "The Raw Sausage." I think it's time for all of us to go out and get unzipped. We have enough "raw sausage" between us to keep him knob bobbin' for hours. We'll send him home with a belly fully of our sause.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
Get the knob bobbin'mug. The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.
Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.
by Happy Wolf November 10, 2008
Get the dockingmug. A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
by Happy Wolf December 06, 2006
Get the dickmongermug. When a man only seems to be thinking about one thing...dick. Looking at dick, stroking a dick, smelling dick, and sucking dick.
Josh and Wayne are two of John's co-workers at the office. After seeing John whistling on his way out of the office at lunch, his two co-workers have a discrete chat.
Josh: "I know why John stays in such a GOOD mood in the afternoon."
Wayne: "Yeah, why does he have that extra spring in his step?"
Josh: "A friend told me that he likes to meet his partner, Mick, at home for lunch." He leans over and whispers "Before heading back to work they both have a huge helping of tube steak and gravy for dessert."
Wayne: "That helps explain the breath mints that he likes to keep in his pocket. Those hi-protein desserts really do linger on your breath."
Josh: "That may also explain why I keep catching him looking at his watch and my crotch as it gets closer to lunch."
Wayne: "It must be the pants. Those denims hug you in all the right places. After looking at your package all morning, John must be going home to make Mick sooo very happy."
Josh: "Yeah, hose happy! I can see a growing bulge down there in your wranglers partner. Might you be feeling a little hose happy?"
Wayne: "Maybe."
Josh: "I think it's time for OUR lunch break!"
Josh: "I know why John stays in such a GOOD mood in the afternoon."
Wayne: "Yeah, why does he have that extra spring in his step?"
Josh: "A friend told me that he likes to meet his partner, Mick, at home for lunch." He leans over and whispers "Before heading back to work they both have a huge helping of tube steak and gravy for dessert."
Wayne: "That helps explain the breath mints that he likes to keep in his pocket. Those hi-protein desserts really do linger on your breath."
Josh: "That may also explain why I keep catching him looking at his watch and my crotch as it gets closer to lunch."
Wayne: "It must be the pants. Those denims hug you in all the right places. After looking at your package all morning, John must be going home to make Mick sooo very happy."
Josh: "Yeah, hose happy! I can see a growing bulge down there in your wranglers partner. Might you be feeling a little hose happy?"
Wayne: "Maybe."
Josh: "I think it's time for OUR lunch break!"
by Happy Wolf July 12, 2010
Get the hose happymug. An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
Get the smokin' the bearmug. In reference to Fruit of the Loooms underwear, when a person is sooo turned on by another man or woman that it gets their sexual juices flowing.
Dude, whenever I see that hot guy in our locker room before he shaves all the scruff off of his "to-die-for" rugged face, I get all juicy in the looms.
by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006
Get the juicy in the loomsmug.