orizombie

a crumpled up piece of paper that resembles something by accident
Mary was surprised to discover her tossed used tissues had become an orizombie collection of artwork
by Happy Girly of course! December 15, 2011
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urban dictionaried

when a specific person's trait, personality, or experience has been added and accepted by an online reference website
Mary's take charge personality has been forever immortalized online. She has been urban dictionaried.
by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010
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Performance Anxiety

the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer
Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.
by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010
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cezi

female who takes charge of events, games, etc for the benefit of keeping it organized and ongoing. can be mistakenly interpreted as bossy or controlling
We will always have our monthly card games and grill outs because Mary can be a real cezi.
by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010
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happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.
by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010
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dog joy

the same intense uninhibited happiness a dog expresses to its master when the master has been gone for 2 minutes or 2 weeks
Jack, my dog, greets me with the same pure dog joy, when I return from getting the paper in the driveway or a three week vacation
by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010
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Kardashed

canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something
Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.
by Happy Girly of course! November 02, 2011
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