Performance Anxiety

the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer

Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.

by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010

kardashian minute

a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute

Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.

by Happy Girly of course! November 03, 2011

orizombie

a crumpled up piece of paper that resembles something by accident

Mary was surprised to discover her tossed used tissues had become an orizombie collection of artwork

by Happy Girly of course! December 17, 2011

Kardashed

canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something

Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.

by Happy Girly of course! November 02, 2011

spazz-ercise

failed attempt to keep up or follow along to an exercise routine

Jim's convulsive thrashing to the latest Denise Austin exercise DVD still burned calories but definitely was a stellar example of spazz-ercise.

by Happy Girly of course! January 24, 2011

cezi

female who takes charge of events, games, etc for the benefit of keeping it organized and ongoing. can be mistakenly interpreted as bossy or controlling

We will always have our monthly card games and grill outs because Mary can be a real cezi.

by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010

urban dictionaried

when a specific person's trait, personality, or experience has been added and accepted by an online reference website

Mary's take charge personality has been forever immortalized online. She has been urban dictionaried.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010