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The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!
by Hans le Noir September 7, 2005
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To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005
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What many people don't actually know is that the song is apparently taken from a Swiss porno, which leaves many to wonder, just what the heck Jim Henson was doing when he came across the song.
Basically, it's classic.
What many people don't actually know is that the song is apparently taken from a Swiss porno, which leaves many to wonder, just what the heck Jim Henson was doing when he came across the song.
Basically, it's classic.
Chorus:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
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Repeat Chorus
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Repeat Chorus
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Repeat Chorus twice
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus twice
by Hans le Noir October 6, 2005
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Keys, pens, socks, brain cells and various other related items are said to disapoof, possibly coming to reside in the nether regions where such things go to work, play, spawn, and live out contented little lives.
The "poof" is reminiscent of the sound magicians (or wizards, witches, etc.) make when they perform some sort of magical act, drawing attention away from the object so that it can be discretely removed.
If it is so desired, parents might tell their children that "Fluffy" or "Fido" disapoofed, though the age-old explanation that said cat, dog, mouse, or goldfish merely swam or ran away is more foolproof. (this is not very effective on many adults either, so caution must be used)
Keys, pens, socks, brain cells and various other related items are said to disapoof, possibly coming to reside in the nether regions where such things go to work, play, spawn, and live out contented little lives.
The "poof" is reminiscent of the sound magicians (or wizards, witches, etc.) make when they perform some sort of magical act, drawing attention away from the object so that it can be discretely removed.
If it is so desired, parents might tell their children that "Fluffy" or "Fido" disapoofed, though the age-old explanation that said cat, dog, mouse, or goldfish merely swam or ran away is more foolproof. (this is not very effective on many adults either, so caution must be used)
"Oh crap, that's the third set of keys that have disapoofed on me! The dealership's going to think I'm selling them or something..."
"Timmy, I know you miss Rocky, but he disapoofed last night, and is probably running around chasing squirrels with all of his other doggy friends right now."
"Timmy, I know you miss Rocky, but he disapoofed last night, and is probably running around chasing squirrels with all of his other doggy friends right now."
by Hans le Noir January 5, 2006
Get the disapoof mug.A phrase asking a question, if you couldn't tell. It is also a currency tracking service where you can see where the money you have came from, and let others do the same. If you see a bill with "See where I've been/ Track where I go next/ www.WheresGeorge.com, then you can enter that bill into the registry, and do just that. It's interesting to see how far the pieces of paper end up going.
also WheresGeorge, etc.
also WheresGeorge, etc.
"Hey look, I just found out wheresGeorge."
"You dummy, it should be 'where george is.'"
"Whatever. "
"You dummy, it should be 'where george is.'"
"Whatever. "
by Hans le Noir November 21, 2005
Get the wheresgeorge mug.A phrase that describes what teh leetest (not really) executives must do after their three hour power lunch. It also might describe a mathematical term, such as n to the power of pee, but that's a bit more nonsensical.
It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.
It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.
Bob just got out of his batter-powered power lunch, and really needs to take a power pee before the shit hits the fan.
Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.
nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!
Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.
nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!
by Hans le Noir January 8, 2006
Get the power pee mug.A merger of the words internet and graffiti. Inspired moments ago by the urbandictionary wall. Yeah, aren't I creative? Anyway, something to the effect of leaving your mark somewhere for all to see, for good or bad. Sort of like blogs, only most people don't read them because it's like reading someone's diary, after they shoved it in your face. (though I will admit, some blogs are interesting... others just suck)
Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Dood, I love bloggin, I am such a neffiti artist!
No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.
Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.
I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.
Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.
I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
by Hans le Noir November 24, 2005
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