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The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006
Get the married to the sea mug.1. More commonly known as toilet paper, but can also be used to describe napkins used to wipe really nasty junk off of your hands. It's also more fun to say than napkin. (try it)
2. It can also be used to describe babies... Kin, like the German "chen" is often used to indicate someone or something that is small (or in an endearing mannner), so a little crap is a crapkin. (mostly because babies poop way more than you'd expect) Their diapers can also be called crapkins.
2. It can also be used to describe babies... Kin, like the German "chen" is often used to indicate someone or something that is small (or in an endearing mannner), so a little crap is a crapkin. (mostly because babies poop way more than you'd expect) Their diapers can also be called crapkins.
Boy- "Dad, we need some more crapkins!"
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Random mom- "Dangit John, the last thing we need is another crapkin running around here!"
(3)Diaper-changing person- "Eew, little Buddy, you go through crapkins like there's no tomorrow!"
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Random mom- "Dangit John, the last thing we need is another crapkin running around here!"
(3)Diaper-changing person- "Eew, little Buddy, you go through crapkins like there's no tomorrow!"
by Hans le Noir February 4, 2006
Get the crapkin mug.noun- A somewhat familiar name for things like goblins, ghosts, ghouls, or what have you.
In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.
Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.
In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.
Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.
Jobob- "Jimmee! That dern beastie right nearly et my fingars off!"
Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"
Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"
by Hans le Noir February 3, 2006
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pronunciation- tek-new-b
A person that knows little to nothing about computers, or other devices that make humming noises and have various buttons. Best examplified in Roger Fox of the Foxtrot comic strip, he could deftly delete the hard drive in a few clicks of the mouse. Dilbert's The Pointy Haired Boss is another good example, as he is easily fooled into thinking an "Etch-a-Sketch" board is a laptop computer.
More often than not, they are a baby boomer, or somewhere in between 40 and 80 years of age, though people younger than 12 have often exibited the symptoms. If someone has trouble turning a computer or other electronic device on or off, can't figure out how to use it when it is on, or wonders what this or that does, they are a technoob.
What to do if you encounter one- First of all, remove the device from his or her hands, and hide it behind your back. (in the case of a computer, turn off the monitor if possible, or quickly shut it down) If you are lucky, they will quickly forget what they were doing within seconds, and go hammer on something or ask you if rocketdial has really sent people to the moon. If they seem like they are going to erase all of the memory on your computer, or install viruses, it is best to take them out with something they can understand- a baseball bat. If nothing works, may the force be with you. (tazers usually work quite well)
pronunciation- tek-new-b
A person that knows little to nothing about computers, or other devices that make humming noises and have various buttons. Best examplified in Roger Fox of the Foxtrot comic strip, he could deftly delete the hard drive in a few clicks of the mouse. Dilbert's The Pointy Haired Boss is another good example, as he is easily fooled into thinking an "Etch-a-Sketch" board is a laptop computer.
More often than not, they are a baby boomer, or somewhere in between 40 and 80 years of age, though people younger than 12 have often exibited the symptoms. If someone has trouble turning a computer or other electronic device on or off, can't figure out how to use it when it is on, or wonders what this or that does, they are a technoob.
What to do if you encounter one- First of all, remove the device from his or her hands, and hide it behind your back. (in the case of a computer, turn off the monitor if possible, or quickly shut it down) If you are lucky, they will quickly forget what they were doing within seconds, and go hammer on something or ask you if rocketdial has really sent people to the moon. If they seem like they are going to erase all of the memory on your computer, or install viruses, it is best to take them out with something they can understand- a baseball bat. If nothing works, may the force be with you. (tazers usually work quite well)
College student- AIIII! My little sister just opened my spam folder and opened all of the e-mails and now my computer's meeelllting!
Security person- Fear not, I brought my tazer to work today. :)
College Student- Ahh! Thank you for saving me from the technoob!
Security person- Fear not, I brought my tazer to work today. :)
College Student- Ahh! Thank you for saving me from the technoob!
by Hans le Noir January 29, 2006
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A person of the male variety, who possesses the qualities of being very interesting to talk to. He will often be good looking, and more often than not, a gaggle of women tag behind him, hoping to get a chance for some action. He might use this to his advantage then, and keep all of them for himself, forming a harem, or on the other hand, immediately running off to confide in his boyfriend that all the freaky ladies won't stop kissing his ass.
A person of the male variety, who possesses the qualities of being very interesting to talk to. He will often be good looking, and more often than not, a gaggle of women tag behind him, hoping to get a chance for some action. He might use this to his advantage then, and keep all of them for himself, forming a harem, or on the other hand, immediately running off to confide in his boyfriend that all the freaky ladies won't stop kissing his ass.
20 something girl "Oh em gee! That guy is soo hot, and I just love talking to him."
Annoyed friend "Yeah, the real charisman, huh?"
Annoyed friend "Yeah, the real charisman, huh?"
by Hans le Noir January 26, 2006
Get the charisman mug.A phrase that describes what teh leetest (not really) executives must do after their three hour power lunch. It also might describe a mathematical term, such as n to the power of pee, but that's a bit more nonsensical.
It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.
It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.
Bob just got out of his batter-powered power lunch, and really needs to take a power pee before the shit hits the fan.
Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.
nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!
Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.
nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!
by Hans le Noir January 8, 2006
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Keys, pens, socks, brain cells and various other related items are said to disapoof, possibly coming to reside in the nether regions where such things go to work, play, spawn, and live out contented little lives.
The "poof" is reminiscent of the sound magicians (or wizards, witches, etc.) make when they perform some sort of magical act, drawing attention away from the object so that it can be discretely removed.
If it is so desired, parents might tell their children that "Fluffy" or "Fido" disapoofed, though the age-old explanation that said cat, dog, mouse, or goldfish merely swam or ran away is more foolproof. (this is not very effective on many adults either, so caution must be used)
Keys, pens, socks, brain cells and various other related items are said to disapoof, possibly coming to reside in the nether regions where such things go to work, play, spawn, and live out contented little lives.
The "poof" is reminiscent of the sound magicians (or wizards, witches, etc.) make when they perform some sort of magical act, drawing attention away from the object so that it can be discretely removed.
If it is so desired, parents might tell their children that "Fluffy" or "Fido" disapoofed, though the age-old explanation that said cat, dog, mouse, or goldfish merely swam or ran away is more foolproof. (this is not very effective on many adults either, so caution must be used)
"Oh crap, that's the third set of keys that have disapoofed on me! The dealership's going to think I'm selling them or something..."
"Timmy, I know you miss Rocky, but he disapoofed last night, and is probably running around chasing squirrels with all of his other doggy friends right now."
"Timmy, I know you miss Rocky, but he disapoofed last night, and is probably running around chasing squirrels with all of his other doggy friends right now."
by Hans le Noir January 5, 2006
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