The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!
by Hans le Noir September 07, 2005
The term used to describe when someone has one sleeve rolled, pulled up, or even ripped off, while the other sleeve is left intact. Also, weird shirts that have only one sleeve by design.
If you are planning on beating someone up and only using one arm in doing so, then gangster sleeves might be useful so that you don't give your adversary (opponent) a faceful of fabric.
Amputees with only one arm might be said to have gangster sleeves, though that seems a tad bit disrespectful, and it's advised against using the term in this situation.
If you are planning on beating someone up and only using one arm in doing so, then gangster sleeves might be useful so that you don't give your adversary (opponent) a faceful of fabric.
Amputees with only one arm might be said to have gangster sleeves, though that seems a tad bit disrespectful, and it's advised against using the term in this situation.
"That idiot just ripped my sleeve off... now everyone's gonna say I've got those damn gangster sleeves!"
"OH EM GEE, Julia, gangster sleeves are so IN right now, I have to buy 50 million shirts that have them!1!1!! one one one!"
"OH EM GEE, Julia, gangster sleeves are so IN right now, I have to buy 50 million shirts that have them!1!1!! one one one!"
by Hans le Noir January 05, 2006
What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.
Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)
Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)
Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"
"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"
"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)
All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"
"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)
All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
by Hans le Noir December 09, 2005
Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005
An anomaly found on the X-Files, a popular sci-fi show that ran for 9 seasons, and spawned many other take-offs involving slightly-similar circumstances. (CSI and other shows like that can be argued to have been influenced by the X-Files) At any rate, the super soldier was, as its name suggests, a genetically modified person, often nearly indestructible. One way of destroying it would be to somehow lure it near a large formation of rocks that contain copious quanitities of iron, which would then attract its metal body and kill it.
Also can be used to describe players of sports that are seemingly awesome at everything, or just incredibly good at one thing.
An amazing person, colloquially
Also can be used to describe players of sports that are seemingly awesome at everything, or just incredibly good at one thing.
An amazing person, colloquially
That super soldier almost blew Mulder's head off! Oh no!
Jerome Bettis is a super soldier, nothing will ever stop the Bus!
I am a super soldier, look at my aweXome hacker skills and my mod car that goes 50 billion miles an hour!!!!
(to which a non-idiot would reply) Shup, you listen to Green Day and act like you are the first groupie
Jerome Bettis is a super soldier, nothing will ever stop the Bus!
I am a super soldier, look at my aweXome hacker skills and my mod car that goes 50 billion miles an hour!!!!
(to which a non-idiot would reply) Shup, you listen to Green Day and act like you are the first groupie
by Hans le Noir December 04, 2005
A merger of the words internet and graffiti. Inspired moments ago by the urbandictionary wall. Yeah, aren't I creative? Anyway, something to the effect of leaving your mark somewhere for all to see, for good or bad. Sort of like blogs, only most people don't read them because it's like reading someone's diary, after they shoved it in your face. (though I will admit, some blogs are interesting... others just suck)
Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Dood, I love bloggin, I am such a neffiti artist!
No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.
Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.
I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.
Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.
I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
by Hans le Noir November 24, 2005
A muppet song performed by the infamously hobo-esque Mahna Mahna, that has been re-created with no Snowths (those were the weird, pink, cow-like singers in the original Mahna Mahna sketch), and instead with two muppet-females with rather long hair.
What many people don't actually know is that the song is apparently taken from a Swiss porno, which leaves many to wonder, just what the heck Jim Henson was doing when he came across the song.
Basically, it's classic.
What many people don't actually know is that the song is apparently taken from a Swiss porno, which leaves many to wonder, just what the heck Jim Henson was doing when he came across the song.
Basically, it's classic.
Chorus:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus twice
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus twice
by Hans le Noir October 06, 2005