Definitions by Hannibal Cannabis

woon

Those little pieces of wood that attempts to pass as a spoon. Most commonly furnished with malts and ice cream cups sold at stadiums and cafeterias.

The woon is about as useless as a spork.

woon by Hannibal Cannabis February 18, 2019

yo mammy 

A reply when questioned by the police

Cop: Sir I gotta get your name.

Perp: Yo mammy.

Cop: My what?
Perp: Yo mammy. Yo mammy boy!

yo mammy by Hannibal Cannabis February 5, 2019

lay-lay 

Lazy. Analogous to cray-cray for crazy.

I have to do both mine and my wife’s share of the chores, because she’s all lay-lay

lay-lay by Hannibal Cannabis June 13, 2018

mook 

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Your breath smells like farts. Are you a mook?

mook by Hannibal Cannabis February 28, 2018

gymcrastination 

The act of putting off a workout, due to lack of energy, or laziness

My personal trainer says there is no excuse for gymcrastination

gymcrastination by Hannibal Cannabis April 27, 2017

tah 

Code name for marijuana

Tell me bro, would you like some tah?

tah by Hannibal Cannabis October 13, 2011

Great Mistakes 

Nickname for the Navy's Recruit Training Command (boot camp) in Great Lakes, IL. So named for the regret felt by some recruits wondering just what they got themselves into.

I can't wait to see my wife when I finish up at Great Mistakes.

Great Mistakes by Hannibal Cannabis June 4, 2011