Hannibal Cannabis's definitions

fonzanoonery

The actions, behavior, and habits of a fonzanoon, such as farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles

Oh God, what’s with all the fonzanoonery? You all have sewer breath!

by Hannibal Cannabis August 9, 2019

double play

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021

tah

Code name for marijuana

Tell me bro, would you like some tah?

by Hannibal Cannabis October 13, 2011

sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

buck

A ride on a bicycle as a passenger. This was accomplished with a banana seat or pegs on the rear wheel bolts. Was most often used in the Midwest in the 1980s.

I need to get home quick. Could you give me a buck?

by Hannibal Cannabis April 25, 2019

pestimist

One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.

My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.

by Hannibal Cannabis May 25, 2019

gymcrastination

The act of putting off a workout, due to lack of energy, or laziness

My personal trainer says there is no excuse for gymcrastination

by Hannibal Cannabis April 27, 2017