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The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson
by Hamzawesome January 20, 2013
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One of the most talented, versatile and admirable (not to mention badass) actors of our time. Has persistently displayed witty performances alongside depth and variation throughout his impressive career.

Best known for his films Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Chaplin, Tropic Thunder, Sherlock Holmes and (wait for it) the upcoming Avengers...can't wait!!

Also known for his impressive strength & recovery from drug use, and even for his charm and attractiveness (looking pretty good for being in his 40s).
Robert Downey Jr. could give straight men a hard-on. There, I said it.
by Hamzawesome March 18, 2012
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To go from being the "Prince of Pop" and being adored by millions to beating up your ex-girlfriend and being hated by equally as many to failing in several interviews and making things worse to recording a fake-ass apology on YouTube to complaining about incompetent radio stations and begging for fans' support to crying while performing a BET Michael Jackson tribute sixteen months after the whole process began....
Chris Brown, after going through a Chris Brown, doesn't seem to have an end in sight.....
by Hamzawesome June 29, 2010
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1. He IS the law!

2. The most epic movie of 2012 that you never saw. Released primarily in 3D, which would explain its poor audience showing, Dredd centers around the no-nonsense law enforcement officer Judge Dredd, the leading member of the Street Judges in Mega City One. The city is a post-apocalyptic wasteland full of drug lords, human trafficking, gang wars and...wait, you think this all sounds cliche huh? Well YOU ARE WRONG. Go see this high-octane film, it's on Netflix instant as we speak.
For those of you who haven't seen Dredd, JUDGEMENT IS COMING!!
by Hamzawesome September 28, 2013
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