cartman

The fat dude on South park.

Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way

Dislikes: Just about everything else

Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.

Cartman: Not racism?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Okama?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not blasphemy?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not getting my way?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not interested.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 05, 2005

cartman

The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.

Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.

An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 27, 2005

mr. t

The most awesome man ever. He pitied da foo and liked to bust foo's haids.

Foo: Hey.
Mr. T: Shut yo jibba-jabba, foo, fo' I bust yo haid!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

rap

A type of music with some fo shizellin' beaties!

WHEN THE PIMPS IN THE CRIB, MA!!!!!!

I hope someone who likes rap approves this definition.

I also hope people realize there is much more to rap than pimps and swearing. It's a culture. Respect its authoritah.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

Never.

Your mind is made up. You know you are strong and you will never do it again.

I will never write a definition as stupid as that. Ever.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 05, 2005

american toast

When George W. Bush noticed that the word "French" was in the name of a food he ate every day, he demanded it be changed.

Unfortunately, the trend never caught on.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005