Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel's definitions

Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.

An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 31, 2005

should

Like could, only replace the c with a sh.

Dude 1: C--
Dude 2: Sh!
Dude 3: You should.
Dude 4: I don't know...
Dude 5: Do it!
Dude 1: Okay.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

cartman

The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.

Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008

hotdogs

Alternative for the word "spam" in message boards on July 4th.

Dude: It's the 4th of July!
Other dude: LOOK AT MY WEBSITE!!
Dude: Dude, stop spreading hotdogs.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

authoritah

Basically, power. Most effective when employed in Colorado, in Park County.

Dude: You will RESPECT my AUTHORITAH
Other dude: Okay. *respects dude's authoritah*

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

battle of the bands

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.

Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

are you as turned on as i is?

What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.

"More," Britney replied.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005